107/1375 Burke Road, Kew East VIC 3102

This apartment
is like turning up to a date
and realising he actually looks
like his Hinge photos.

You start scanning for red flags like TSA,
waiting for him to say "I'm building a startup"
or casually mention his podcast
about "mindset and masculinity"

Then the double glazing hits.
Silent. Stable.
The emotional bandwidth of someone
who replies in full sentences
and doesn't open with "haha you're trouble 😉"

The kitchen steps in
stone, sleek, aggressively competent
the first thing you've met in years
that isn't held together by a wipe and a prayer.

The balcony is a trap.
Warm, flattering, dangerously persuasive
you'd soft-launch a drink here
and gaslight yourself into thinking it "meant nothing".

Bathroom's outrageously good.
Lighting that forgives,
tiles smoother than any excuse
you've ever been stupid enough to believe.

Euro laundry hidden away
like your grandpa's secret
second family in the 1970s.

And the stacker car space?
Sometimes taking turns
on top should be this easy.

By the time you leave,
you've imagined a future dog,
picked a favourite café,
and casually remembered
he's one of only twelve in the whole place.

Rarest man you'll ever meet.

Finer Details
Owners Corporation Fees: $3,815 per annum (approx.)
Council Rates: $1,015 per annum (approx.)
Water Rates: $792 per annum (approx.)
Rental Appraisal: $550-$600 per week (approx.)
Internal Size: 51sqm (approx.)
Balcony Size: 10sqm (approx.)
Year Built: 2020
Title: Strata
No. In Building: 1 of 12
Owner Occupied vs Rented: 65/35
Deposit & Settlement: 10% Deposit, 30-60 Days Settlement

Nearby Amenities
Primary School Zone: Deepdene Primary School
Secondary School Zone: Kew High School
Closest Supermarket: Coles Local Balwyn North (550m)
Closest Tram: No. 48 (450m)
Closest Park: Stradbroke Park (500m)