338 Macquarie Street, South Hobart TAS 7004

Dear Sir/Madam,
My name is Mrs. Macquarie, I'm around 100 years old and I'm looking for love. Now don't laugh children but I've still got it. I may be a little saggy in areas but I have extremely good bones and I'm still standing strong. I am seeking the company of a younger male. I like tradesmen in Utes, particularly builders in bonds singlets. I have been an extremely attractive lady in my time and my beauty can be restored I just know it. I pray everyday that a young gentleman will come along and restore me to my former glory. I have three sisters my age, they have found love and look happier & better than they have ever been. I have seen too many sunsets alone, yet I have not given up hope. I yearn for someone to share many more with together in the future. So come on boys. Let's get together and show these young ones what timeless, true old-fashioned beauty really is all about.
Yours expectantly
Mrs. Macquarie
xxx