1 WILLIAMS STREET EAST, Woodend QLD 4305

You could not dream of a better home - even with mind-altering hallucinogenics.

This impressive monument to housing everywhere is single-handedly responsible for upholding the impressive home values of this neighborhood. Calling it a house does not do it justice.

From the moment you walk in the door you realise how daggy your current home decor is. The current owners have really turned this 3 bedroom cottage into a home. Just in case you weren’t listening in my last sentence, this home has 3 bedrooms, a central lounge with a breakfast bar cutout through the wall for keeping an eye on the kids in the lounge when you’re cooking. The galley style kitchen is apparently the best for people who love cooking (I wouldn’t know that). There is a formal dining room which is perfect for entertaining and a back deck obviously built in the 70's that comes off it, overlooking the huge backyard.

But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen everything, you go down the internal spiral staircase and there is even more living areas downstairs.

Perfect spot for a second lounge and study space. Heaps of natural light streams through the windows into the study space. Also apart from the crazy amount of storage space (have you noticed how many times I’ve said the word SPACE? I’m starting to sound like Donald Trump, “SPACE FORCE!”), there is also another 2 rooms down here. One is being used as a music room and the other is set up as a guest bedroom but being only 2cm too short, it can not be counted as a “real” bedroom. So forget I even said the word bedroom...OK?

This property has everything else you can imagine but not hold us to, or prove in court. Priced to sell at offers over $320,000. Price is firm, unless you offer us another price.

For more information, please contact Jason. Jason might be reached at 0412 327 472 or [email protected] if the offer is high enough to justify a response.

Please send all lowball or insulting offers to [email protected].

This house is too incredible to pass up. If you do not buy this house you will not own it. Can you really look into your precious childs face and tell her she can not live here? I didn’t think so.

Call me today.