DLH

Cons:
The school is crap; there are no areas restricted to private home/land buyers; a lot of break-ins; some people allow their children to jump over your fence and enter your property; buying and renting homes/land is ridiculously expensive (although is has come down a tad); very unsanitized around the main shopping complex area; high threat of contracting mosquito-borne diseases; too far from cities; and no direct flights to Melb/Syd/Bris/Alice S/Adel/Hob/Can (have to have an over-night stay in Darwin then board the next day);

Pros:
Excellent place if you're a farmer (eternal water supply, great soil, etc); nice weather; pretty rivers/creeks/lakes/parks; nice cafe; fancy airport terminal (upgraded); and good birdlife (out of town).