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Look out of your Joondalup City North window at any time of day and savour the peace and quiet. Here the hoons are replaced by polite L-platers, though that's not to say the hoons never blaze a trail through here. If you crave a dose of hoon, if you miss the smell of rubber, the sight of spoilers, fins and chrome mag wheels, and you can't wait for a hoon to move into the rented accommodation up the road, then drive to Candlewood shops and wait 1 minute outside the IGA.

Joondalup City North - where occasionally the hum of cicadas is broken by the scratch of a parking officer's pencil as he prescribes an infringement notice for $60 to an inconsiderate driver for parking in a deserted street. City North - wake up in the morning and take your dog for a walk. Get home at night and..... take your dog for a walk. Then for your daily cup of cholesterol, head for the Govender's Chippy where you can join the silver scalped, barrel shaped patrons in heaven's waiting room. Why not take a walk through the City North manicured streets and be admired by lonely, single miners who suck on cigarettes on their balconies while playing with their cell phones?

Joondalup City North - If you feel life has nothing more to offer you, if you love nothing happening - this is a fine place to live.