10/8 Regina Street, Greenslopes QLD 4120

Way up in the sky, past the creaks and the bends,
Lies a unit thats perfect! (Well kind of, my friends).
Its got two full bedrooms, a bathroom, a view,
And a staircase that tests what your calves really do.

The ad says its elevated, delightfully styled!
Which is true if your vibes slightly 90s and tiled.
Theres a kitchen it works! With electric stove heat,
And cupboards that mostly align when they meet.

Natural light floods in with flair,
And reflects off the tiles (so bring sunnies beware).
The bathroom is clean with a sparkle or two,
If you catch it just right, say at ten past half-two.

Both bedrooms fit queens (of the mattress kind, mate),
And the robes are built-in not exactly first-rate.
But the views! Oh the views! The star of the place
Theyll slap the breath clean from your shocked little face.

Now yes there are stairs. All 3 flights, no mistake.
Your thighs will be strong and your excuses will break.
Theres no lift, no shortcut, no magical slide
Just you and determination (and a bit of pride).

Stones Corner is close, just a hop, skip and jump,
With coffee, and buses, and vintagey stuff in a lump.
The CBDs near five kays give or take,
So your Ubers still cheap when its been a big wake.

So come take a look bring a water bottle too,
And maybe a snack or a spare shoe or two.
Call Dylan today the views are unreal.
(And yes, the ad might slightly oversell the appeal.)