7/26 Merri Parade, Northcote VIC 3070

Step into a one-bedroom apartment that refuses to be shy. From the moment you enter, it’s clear this home is more than just walls and windows - it’s a stage set for your everyday spectacle.

The northerly rear aspect isn’t just “bright” - it’s dramatic, pouring natural light across the open-plan living zone as if the sun itself were rehearsing a solo. Large glass sliders invite you out to a courtyard that doesn’t simply sit quietly, it performs: paved, sunlit, and perfectly prepared for weekend theatrics, veggie-growing experiments, or candlelit soirées that stretch into the night.

The kitchen - polished in stone and gleaming with Miele appliances - doesn’t just cook, it commands. Whether it’s a midweek stir-fry or a five-course “look what I can do” moment, it elevates every dish with style. The bedroom, tucked neatly behind sliding doors, hosts a built-in robe worthy of its own supporting role. Meanwhile, the bathroom’s sleek design conceals a laundry like a magician’s final flourish.

And because life requires both flair and function, you’ll find a built-in desk for your big ideas (or your tax return), heating and cooling for year-round comfort, secure intercom entry, undercover parking, and even a storage unit to keep the props of life tucked neatly away.

Set in a secure, well-kept complex, less than 5km from the CBD and surrounded by loyal trams, mere steps to trains, Merri Creek trails, Westgarth Village vibes, and North Fitzroy charm, this isn’t just a home. It’s your own whimsical chapter in the bizarre urban saga.