Jake Povey

As a respected member of the Geelong community and a proud Tesla driver, I took a drive with one of my many dates from Geelong to Queenscliff. Whilst passing through the isolated eyesore expansion of Whittington, I went to Gateway Plaza for some Hi Sushi. Upon returning to my Tesla, I saw that the local degenerates were admiring my ride. I noticed damage to my driver's side door. My date told me that a geriatric in a Toyota Land Cruiser had committed this atrocity. Never again will I lower myself to visit such a stale and boring place.