Fornicating New York

I live below this young lady. She's in her upper thirties or lower forties. Every so often I hear the bed rocking and loud talking, and giggling. When I hear that I just think she must be having a great time.

I could hear my neighbor in the shower with his girlfriend. They would alternate between humping and talking. I can barely look the dude in the eye now; knowing that a big part of his sex tactic is talking about cat litter

Ugh, I keep hearing my upstairs neighbor.... now I just feel happy that it doesn't last long.

Nothing as exciting in my building, though my neighbor is single if she has any sex she keeps it really quiet...wonder if she can hear us though...uh-oh!!!

My ex-wife told me I was the quiet type. Even my present girlfriend says the same thing.

Haha - I live in one of those buildings where everyone can hear everyone else. Sometimes I even hear my neighbors in the house next door.. But they can probably hear me, too, so it's all square.

@hhusted TMI!

Agh! TMI!
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Oh, you girls: everyone does it!

Agh!

I may be ignorant, but what is TMI?

@hhusted Too much information :):)

To quote Gary Coleman of Avenue Q - you can be as LOUD AS THE HELL YOU WANT [beat] WHEN YOU'RE MAKIN' LOVE (when you're makin' love!)

Oh, well. Sorry to offend people, but hey, I tell it like it is.

No one's interested, is the point! It's one thing to crack some jokes about the loud neighbors, it's another to post about your own proclivities! Yuck!

@ajadedidealist Ha!

@hhusted Yeah, that was a little much and I definitely was not prepared... I guess I was asking for it with this posting though. My bad!

Dude, yeah, that's TMI...

Censor...censor...It's time to censor... :)

I re-read my post and I see what you all mean. I re-wrote it leaving out the sleazy details.